How To Make Puppy “Pie”

Take one puppy, roll and play until lightly pampered, 
then add the following ingredients….. 
1 cup patience…. 
1 cup understanding…. 
1 pinch correction…. 
1 cup hard work…. 
2 cups praise and 1 1/2 cups fun… 
Blend well. 
Heat with warmth of your heart until raised or until 
puppy has doubled in size. 
Mix with owner until consistency is such that owner 
And puppy are one.